May 2013
weeeenhi:
justsomefoodforthought:
shutupaubrey:
if we’re dating and you tell me who i can and cannot talk to we will no longer be dating
If we’re dating and you tell me you’re uncomfortable with me talking to certain people then I’ll do my best to understand why you feel that way and if you have logical fears or understandable reasons then we can reach a compromise because we’re two,...
billiebendix:
thegirlinthepurpleroom:
If you don’t know what “going to the stage door” means then please don’t ever call yourself a Broadway fan. Thanks.
If you think “going to the stage door” has anything to do with loving theatre, please don’t ever call yourself a Broadway fan. Thanks.
himapapaftw:
do people honestly think that honors students dont cheat
i dare anyone who thinks that to spend a day with a group of honors student friends and see how many times they copy each other within ten minutes
canadianslut:
“This is SOOO gay” I say as I have sex with another dude
hungarian:
you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
princeowl:
when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning
thewonderlessyears:
i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds
zacharries:
[kicks door in] i heard u talking shit about my favorite character
shampood:
swaggiesauceandyolos:
shampood:
my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”
wow what a homophobic bitch
my mom is married to a woman
solluxcaptor:
ok so when you lose a follower it might just seem like a number drop but it was actually a real person with a real life who liked you enough to follow in the first place but now doesn’t find you interesting enough to follow anymore or dislikes you for something
that’s kinda sad
seinfelcl:
i wear your granddads clothes. he has been dead for 20 years. i am a graverobber. but i look incredible.
I want to cuddle with somebody cute and talk about gay things with them and merge my face with their face and do cute couple-y things like going to the park and eating ice cream and watching movies and kissing in cars and holding hands and making people jealous and having somebody to text and somebody to talk to about my days ugh #teenangstpost
dinosauriomutante:
Have you ever had the hugest platonic crush on someone
like…you just want to be with her/him all the time in a non-romantic way, share your stuff and be the bestest friends ever
but that person seems to have a lot of friends and you just sit there crying on the inside seeing that he/she doesn’t really need you as much as you need him/her
supermegafoxyawesomehotcriss:
Choose your top 5 favorite TV shows: 1. Gossip Girl 2. Smash 3. Glee 4. The New Normal 5. Skins
The first character you fell in love with: 1. Blair 2. Ivy 3. Kurt 4. Brian 5. Effy
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 1. Chuck/Georgina 2. Kyle 3. Jake 4. Clay 5. Emily
The character I can’t stand: 1. Dan 2. Karen 3....
odairitis:
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
“I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.”
– Anne Frank (via fancifullauren)
lieue2:
[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care
talktoyourcactus:
Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE...
